What is your favorite MATLAB related spam email?

I received this one this weekend that has to take the cake for me:
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Subject: i need your help
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Hi,
How can I enhance neural network using genetic
Best Regards,
-----------------<Name> PhD IT Candidate
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Andrew Newell
Andrew Newell le 28 Mar 2011
Why just email? Some of the posts to MATLAB Answers look just like this.
Andrew Newell
Andrew Newell le 28 Mar 2011
Brevity is the soul of wit!

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Matt Fig
Matt Fig le 28 Mar 2011

1 vote

Sir,
Please consider that problem.
a) Write a Matlab function that produces a fourth-order accurate Lagrange interpolation f4 (x) for a function f in the point x , given the points x0 , x1 , x2 , x3 , x4 and the values f(x0 ), f(x1 ), f(x2 ), f(x3 ), f(x4 ) .
b) Given f(?1/2 ) = ?1, f(?1/6 ) = ?1/2 , f(0) = 0, f(1/6) =1/2 , f(1/2 ) =1, show that these values indicate that f could be an odd function. Use your Matlab function to find the fourth-order interpolation at x=1/3 and the fourth-order extrapolation at x =1. Would the extrapolation be accurate (explain)? "

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Matt Tearle
Matt Tearle le 28 Mar 2011
And did you consider it?
Sean de Wolski
Sean de Wolski le 28 Mar 2011
That wasn't at all nostalgic from your undergrad days?!?!
Matt Fig
Matt Fig le 28 Mar 2011
@Matt
No, I didn't. I at least want "Hello" and "plz." Also, the sender did not say that it was "Urgnt," and the message lacked the obligatory minimum of 5 exclamation points to motivate me.
@Sean de
Nostalgic? Yes. Inspiring? No.
Sean de Wolski
Sean de Wolski le 28 Mar 2011
Does highlighted in red allow for few exclamation points?

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